Kölsch is the dialect spoken in Köln. Easily said, it is somewhere between high German and English/ Dutch. How would people in town describe it? (If you don't get anything, try this translator)

Kölsch es dat, watt die Kölsche schwaade. Oder och om Kölle eröm. Äwwer nit ze wigg. Vieleich esu wigg wi wo dat Kölsch jedrunke weed.

Kölsch es e ne Dialek vum Ripuarisch. Me darrv et ävver nit m'em Rheinische verwääßele. Do muss me e bissje opppasse.